👉 A spatular scale is like a tiny, flat, silver spoon that's so precise it could probably slice through a butter knife if it wanted to. Imagine if your pizza had a spatular scale on top - it'd be like having a tiny, metallic, flat-headed judge watching your culinary creations.
Now, here's an edgy example sentence: "The spatular scale of his guilt was so precise, he could've probably sliced the culinary consequences of his actions with a butter knife."
